A true story!

The ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a man like
this, humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received
a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had
slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up
with
him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went
around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he
could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and
without) to his girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember
which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."