Demi & Ashton are married!

Have you heard the news? Asthon Koochie and Demi-Simi-Moore are married! I find it hard to believe that the two will stay married that long! I guess he's hung like a "Jersey-Bull"?

INXS-"The over-the-hill-rocker-gang"!

Well INXS has chosen a new lead singer to replace their lead singer Michael Hutchence, who was found dead in a Sydney Australia hotel room back in 1997. I hate to tell you this guys, but in all honesty with Michale's death, you are really no longer the band, "INXS", and now you pick a lead singer, J.D. Fortune from Canada, a guy that hid his vocal range by constantly changing the arrangements on songs! Now, I see where the first single will be "Pretty-Vegas", supposedly written by J.D. Fortune,which is now supposedly co-written by another member of the band? J.D., if you let INXS get credit for half of your song, then you're a complete "dumb-ass"! INXS, you guys had your day, great records, etc, etc, but you are no longer the band "INXS", just a bunch of "over-the-hill rockers"!

INXS, made a mistake!

INXS made a really BIG mistake last night, in picking J.D. Fortune. Here is why I write this. For one reason, J.D. did a really good job of covering up his vocal range, by always changing the arrangements to almost all the songs he sang, and the reason being, he was unable to hit certain notes. Mig was perfect for that "Aussie" band, and it surprised me, that the band said that he wasn't right for their band! Lets face it, INXS, is nothing more, than a bunch of "over-the-hill-rockers"! Mig is better off, and I honestly think that INXS did him a favor, because he'll be able to go out on his own, and will most probably do better on his own. After INXS kicked Mig out last night, I turned the channel, and tuned into something else! The hell with INXS!I worked in radio for twenty-seven years, and I have always felt that I have good ear for talent, and I honestly feel that J.D. is average at best!

Anorexic movie stars!

Just think America, we love our anorexic movie stars. The women that are in movies are so skinny, that they are getting harder and harder to watch. Anorexic movie stars such as Renee Zellweger, Laura Flynn Boyle, Terri Hatcher, and the young ones are even going anorexic, like Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and Bridget Moynihan to name a few! It's out of control, ladies gain some weight, or you'll be living a short life on this old earth of ours!

A true story!

The ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a man like
this, humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received
a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had
slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up
with
him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went
around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he
could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and
without) to his girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember
which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

Renee Zellweger~Kenny Chesney

I knew that Renee and Kenny's marriage was doomed from the start, she's into herself, and will never gain weight! Renee looks like a little boy, and she is very anorexic! The problem with Kenny and Renee's marriage is that he had the guts to tell Renee to gain some weight! The fact of the matter is that she is so scared to gain a little weight, and if she were to gain weight, she might not receive any more movie roles. Poor Renee, and Kenny, you should be down on your knees thanking God, that she left you, find a woman with some meat, and a one with a body! Don't be married to a little boy!

Do not purchase DISH!

My recommendation to you, is not to purchase Dish Network. If you must leave cable, I highly recommend that you choose Direct TV. Direct TV offers a little bit better service, but to be honest, they both suck! But, if you must have a satellite dish, go with Direct TV, they are the lesser of the two evils! Dish Network is the worst satellite service that I have ever used! They hire folks that cannot even speak the English language!

Blanco needs to resign!

Blanco, or just call her "Blanko"
Blanco needs to resign! It's just that simple!

Geraldo

Geraldo Rivera is a "no-good-low-down-Yankee-reporter" that hasn't a clue on how it is in the south! His coverage of New Orleans was disgraceful! He should get another job, maybe in the "porn-business", we all know he marries the "young-chicks"! If Geraldo never comes back to New Orleans, that would be just fine with me! What a "dweeb" he is! The "big-nose" of Geraldo! He is a disgrace to the media!

Tagliabue~Saints~Benson

The New Orleans Saints are Louisiana, and therefore they should stay in Louisiana. Commissioner Tagliabue is wanting to place a team in Los Angeles, so badly, that he is willing to sell his soul to the devil, and move any existing team to Los Angeles, for the purpose of generating more revenue, and Tagliabue could care less about the fans that have stood by the Saints since 1967! I don't believe a team can make it in Los Angeles, if they are transplanted from another city, especially New Orleans! Look at the suffering that the Saints fans have gone through. America will frown on the NFL if they were to move the Saints! That would be stupid! What Taglibue needs to do, is to form a new team in Los Angeles, so that the fans will embrace them as a Los Angeles team, and not a transplanted team! Look at the Raiders, they failed in Los Angeles, as well as the Rams, that had to move to St. Louis. I really don't believe that any team will ever make it in Los Angeles! Tagliabue, eventually, the bottom fall out, and it will! The NFL needs to get it's act together, and work at keeping teams in their NFL cities, and not always try to move them! Benson sell the team, to Louisiana, or sell the team to a Louisiana business owner, that will keep them here in our state where they belong!

Kaare Johnson~A hard working "son-of-a-gun"!

I have to hand it to Kaare Johnson, and the entire staff of WWL radio and television. They have worked tirelessly to report to the citizens of New Orleans, and the state of Louisiana. I worked in radio for twenty-seven years, and the men and women of WWL are the best! God bless them all!

Blanco, should be called "Blanko" Does she even have a brain in her head?

The Governor of the state of Louisiana, should in no way be re-elected, and with most of her constituents now displaced in other parts of the country, there is a good chance, that she, along with Senator Mary Landrieu will not be re-elected. What kind of a person is Landrieu that would come out and say that she would like to punch President Bush in the face? Blanco has not the leadership to get this state through hard times, she would be better of being a school teacher. Don't get me wrong, no one is perfect, but let's be real here, Blanco and Nagin botched this, not the President. Louisiana, pay close attention to the way that Blanco handled this crisis, and she in no way should be re-elected. What an embarrassment, and a disaster for our great state!

Kanyne West!

I know now why intelligent people like me don't listen or buy crap from a guy like Kanye West! Last night that guy made a complete ass out of himself! The network dropped the ball, by not being able to delay his stupid, stupid remarks! President Bush is a decent fellow, and I don't think he holds any malice toward blacks, do you? Kanye West is a moron, and he showed it last night, when he should have been concentrating on raising money for the victims of 'Hurricane Katrina"!

Tom Benson~Saints!

I knew that this would possibly happen, Tom Benson, the "spineless-human-being", that he is, is wanting to possibly permanently move the team to San Antonio Texas! What a disgraceful human being to even open up his mouth, and say things like this, when the state that has been so good to him, is on the brink! Shame on you Benson, move the team to different cities in Louisiana, and that would be good "PR" for you and your team until you can get back to New Orleans! If Benson, does decide to permanently move the Saints, Blanco and the state should sue him, and make sure the Saints name stays in Louisiana, and Benson take the Voodoo with you as well! If Benson does this, it will tarnish his name forever! What a weasel!

New Orleans

Sure, it'sa tragedy when a hurricane hits a major city, like New Orleans, and almost destroys the entire city, but who's fault is it that we've had this disaster? I Don't think you blame President Bush? ,I don't think you blame the Mayor Of New Orleans,or even the Governor of Louisiana. I think if you have to blame anything or anyone, you must blame "mother-nature", or God? I'm a Louisiana native, and I love New Orleans, and wanted to move there, before my daughter tragically passed away a year and a half ago. Parts of City of New Orleans is under sea level, so you're going to have problems, just like you're having now when a hurricane with the magnitude of Katrina hits New Orleans. I watch all the media outlets to see what is taking place, and I see reporters from FOX News, like Geraldo Rivera, Shepherd Smith, making total asses out of themselves with their reporting. I have always liked FOX News, but this time around, the coverage has been much better on CNN. Rita Crosby, of MSNBC is the worst, a "blathering-fat-ass-idiot"! I can write these remarks, because I was part of the media for twenty-seven years, and I know how the media "over-does" everything! Pray for the poor people of New Orleans that are suffering, pray that they find relief, in their misery, but don't condemn those that are working so hard to help them! I applaud President Bush, Mayor Nagin of New Orleans, Governor Blanco, for doing the best that they can! I hear the comparisons to "911", but we are dealing with mother-nature in New Orleans, and not a bunch of "camel-jockeys"! New Orleans is in the state I live, and it will recover, and I hope that the Federal Government will realize that the coast of Louisiana needs to be fixed, and it needs to be started now! Hang in there, if you are from the New Orleans area, you'll recover! Be sure to donate to the American Red Cross!